Lucille Deckard!

…Oh, stars. Wow.

You're here for Lucille Magnum-Belle Deckard? Her!? Really!? AAAAAHHH!!

Ah—! Wow, wow, WOW!! NO, no, no, no, no— don't walk away, it's okay! Please, come sit, let her pull up a chair and some treats for you. Lucille doesn't mind curious guests at all! She doesn't bite!

Aheh… Apologies. Admittedly, it gets quite lonely in her little hovel. Lucille's been lacking a team of any sort to assist with projects for a long, long time; with the countless hours she spends toiling over projects, the casual human voice sounds almost foreign now. Isn't that strange?

She doesn't exactly miss working with people, though. The rigid social structures of academia — and, by proxy, the world at large — prohibit the imagination, along with genius intellect, required to truly withstand scientific rigor. You'd be surprised how many people find growing body parts to be unethical or a waste of university budget, eugh. Academia views Lucille to be too much of a damn space case to even bother trying to see the good she aims to achieve for lowly humanity, it's— it's bonkers!

Ah-huh—? The tentacles behind her? Some of those aren't technically called tentacles, but she'll let it slide, just for you.
Any-who, yes, yes. Those are byproducts of her research; created to assist with alleviating those with intense physical traumas and disabilities! Think Weapon X, but with a better ethical standpoint! As in... there's no torture involved, haha. Not beyond her sanity when everything melts into pure math, anyway! Hahaha!

You can touch the pseudo-organs, if you wish! They're a little slimy because — eh — she needs to prevent rot somehow, right? They're still very much prototypes, however. So, maybe a less slime-covered solution will rear its head! These arms do leave quite the mess, plus the scabs they leave are quite itchy...

Eh? They're similar to already-existing, patented Oscorp property? Hah. Very funny. Don't mention that repulsive excuse of an organization, please. Lucille's been having such a good day with you around.

Wait, what? You weren't joking? Ack… Haha… That sounds really bad!

Sounds like Lucille's got her work cut out for her. Ha. Haha. Hahahaha. Hahahahahahahahahaha. Lesser minds will get what's coming to them She's gonna rip them apart from the seams until they beg Lucille for mercy and tear into that sniveling snake, Noémie's flesh and heal and tear and heal and tear and her fucking brat son will be beaten and broken—

Hm? No, Lucille's fine. Haha.
She's feeling great, actually. It's like she's on top of the world and can accomplish anything if she puts her mind to it; euphoria, but with no drugs! Partially because of lovely little you, of course, but also because the arms have weird effects on mood and such. Better than the empty tedium of day-to-day living, no? Amplifying every biochemical reaction to one-thousand?

…Ah! Oh, dear.
She sincerely apologizes, she's just been yammering on and on for ages now, huh? So, please, enlighten her; tell her all about you!

Attributes

Abilities

• High intellegence
• Mastery of tactics and strategy
• Dubious healing factor
  Okay, fine. It's not technically a healing factor and she's not mutated... but her body can still heal fast if she performs a sequence of experiements on herself.

Equipment

• Two bio-engineered squid-like tentacles
  Long, slimy, fleshy, smelly. The tips have club-like structures with hooks on their undersides. Used for heavy manhandling and heavy hitting.
• Two bio-engineered squid-like arms
  Wiggly appendages with hooks trailing down the undersides. Used for locomotion and smacking.

Notes

• Tall. Very tall. Over 6' (>182.88 cm).
• Doesn't commonly appear over 6' because her posture is droopy and shrimp-like.
• Forked tongue? Really long human tongue? Regular-shmegular tongue? ...I haven't decided. However, it's bright green as a side-effect from her artificial(?) bonus limbs.
• The white in her hair is present because Lucille's old.
• One eye. One eyebrow. Her right eye and eyebrow are absent.
• Eyepatch can be stylized however.
• Long elf-like ears. They can wiggle and droop/raise slightly in response to emotional stimuli.
• Has a 'warbly-sounding' voice. Like... Splatoon? I've never interacted with that series, though.
• Wears a weird mix of stereotypical scientist and pirate garb. Peak fashion, let her tell you.
• Skinny. Like, emaciated due to the energy the extra appendages demand to sustain themselves. Also because she regularly forgets to eat.

Trivia

• Favorite food is tubed strawberry yogurt.
  Lime-flavored jello comes at a close second, but the action of slurping yogurt through a tube is comforting, like smoking. Any yogurt she eats MUST be tubed yogurt, or she'll tube it herself.
• Lucille's extra appendages aren't mechanical; they grew 'naturally' out of her back via a technique Lucille refers to as "chemical coercion," in which Lucille tricks her body into thinking it needs to grow these parts and do it extremely fast.
• Her 'healing factor' also works through this method.
• ...Said appendages also require human flesh to maintain their large masses. Trips to the morgue are frequent.
• Greatly enjoys surrealism involving mutilation/bastardization of the human form and values. It's an acquired taste. Don't judge.
• Also enjoys speculative biology/evolution.
• Partakes in cutting elaborate schematics and formulas onto her skin sometimes. To remember them, obviously.
• Absolutely fascinated by mutants and mutates, but she can't figure out how mutations work and it drives her fucking insane.
• Laughs a lot, even if something is horrifically unfunny or if she's not in a funny-jokes-haha mood.
• Views herself to be a leading expert in everything, even if she doesn't know shit about the field at hand. Gets wildly insecure and unsure of herself if she doesn't know a topic in its entirety.
• Her typed emoticons only have one eye. The other is always crossed-out. ( • ⩊ x )
• Greatly enjoys rubbings her slimy squid limbs all over people and things it likes out of affection.
• Makes biscuits with her squid appendages.