John President
| Pronouns | He/him |
| Alias | N/A |
| Species | Human |
| Age | Adult |
| Place of Birth | Ville-de-Nouvelle-Yorke, Nouvelle-Yorke, United Republic |
| Nicknames | Mister President, Mista Prez, Pretzel, Johnathan Prediential Candidate 2999 |
| Occupation | President of the United Republic |
Mister John President; the president of the United Republic of Leathucaria. The land of the free and the home of the brave, baby. A cesspool of change and innovation, people call it.
The people thought it'd be funny to elect a guy literally named John President into presidency -- and boy, it was -- but they failed to see past the rows of pearly white teeth.
The guy's named John President. The fucker should be born for this role, to save the land of the free from its torment, but he simply acts like its problems don't exist! When asked about the ever-increasing crime rates and mortality rate, he simply tilts his head and flashes a charming smile before denying any eviednce relating to them. Obscene property damage in Nouvelle-Yorke? What are you talking about?
Each signature he scribbles lazily onto executive orders sitting on his desk singlehandedly makes Leathucaria take seventy-seven steps back in terms of progress, freedom, and positive change (or whatnot). The people either praise him or cry helplessly under his boot.
Leathucaria is granted small mercies. Little slivers of change and progress before they get reverted, illegalized, and then some. True politicians at heart.
And nothing will ever change.
Notes
- This guy's clothes are always crisp. Stereotypical uptight famous guy with money. Sharp suits, form-fitting shirts, perfectly polished boots, the works!
Trivia
- John is a heavy in participant superhero manufacturing and mutant trafficking. A thing where people (mainly mutants) are plucked off of the streets, tortured and brainwashed into being some superhero/villain/antihero/whatever, and are essentially sent out into/cause dangerous situation to bring fortune/bring fame/create some image the buyer wishes to uphold/etc.
- He's (secretly) bribed a multitude of superheroes and superhero groups to 'turn the other way' for certain criminals and crimes. The Avengers, the Fantastic Four, the Great Lakes Avengers, you name 'em.
- If bribing fails, then threats and blackmail are brought out.
- Despises golf. Prefers miniature golf and it's not even close.
- Advocating for people to lose access to education out of fear of being exposed for both his superhero business and the downright egregious shit he's pulled. Stupidity breeds compliance, as he always says.