About the Webmaster!

Hello.

My name is Kirimu. Machine works fine, too. Nice to meet you. Know me by another name? Most likely, that one will work, too.

I'm an engineering major and (allegedly) a "fucking dork ass nerd." I'm a recluse with back pain who's notably unremarkable.

I made this site to assist in keeping track of canon lore and art (and whatever) of my Spider-sona-turned-paracosm/project -- The Wondrous Web-Surfer -- in an organized-ish manner. It's... not looking too organized at the moment, but I'm just one guy here, man. This shit takes forever because life is a bitch and, by the Stars, so am I.

I watched Across the Spider-Verse when I was sixteen, liked the movie, then saw a bunch of people make Spider-sonas and talk about how they were all technically canon to the Marvel Multiverse. Since I would begrudgingly say I'm a Marvel fan if held at gunpoint, I thought: hey, why don't I make one, too? Then, I got too caught up in making lore for him and combining deranged interests, like I was a fucking mad scientist. It turns out I greatly enjoy working on things where I have a cohesive way of engaging with things I enjoy.

So, here we are. My little shithole of a universe.

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Likes

• Video Games!!
  I really love video games. Hahaha.
  I'm more into 'retro' games and older game hardware than anything particularly novel (outside of a few titles), but my sentiment still stands. I suck dick at every game I play, but I still enjoy playing them anyway.
  If you're curious, my favorite consoles are the PS1 and Sega Saturn, but I also greatly enjoy arcade games, too. If you're still curious, my favorite video game is Undertale. No, I don't like Deltarune all that much, sorry.

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• Emulation!!
  I need a means to play my nerd games, yeah?
  Currently, I'm using DuckStation, MAME, PPSSPP, and PCSX2. Mostly Duckstation though. PS1 games have captivated me recently.
  I used to only use RetroArch... but, after three or four years, the shitty UI got to me. So, now I'm in the process of looking for a frontend -- and more emulators for different systems, so I can play more games -- to coalesce all of my ROMs.
  Do I need a frontend? ...No, but I'm a sucker for style.

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• Science
  Science is cool. I'm interested in just about anything that isn't geology, but I'm more of a fan of the space sciences than anything else, specifically: cosmology, astronomy, astrobiology, prebiotic chemistry, and astrophysics.
  I also enjoy arachnology, entomology, chemistry (begrudgingly), and biology (also begrudgingly).
  In an typical academic setting, I find any field of science to be horrible, but -- alas -- I still like these regardless.

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• Art
  I've been drawing less and less as I've gotten older for a wide variety of reasons, but I'm still an art kid at heart.

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• Rap, Rock, Punk, Metal
  In terms of music, I listen to... not everything, but a lot of things! These are my favorite four genres.
  I have neither a favorite song nor album, but I've been listening to Disorder by Joy Division, Skin O' My Teeth by Megadeth, and... too many random YouTube playlists, haha.
  I routinely return to 2112 and Hemispheres by Rush (their only two good albums), Deathconsciousness by Have a Nice Life, Equinox by Sorcerer, and Untitled 03 by Kendrick Lamar.
  I also like Invader by Kyary Pamyu Pamyu.

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• Vinesauce
  I like watching Vinny and Joel play weird games sometimes. Talk about dedication.

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• Comics
  This is a weird one.
  When I first got into Marvel in my tweens, it was through Into the Spider-Verse and copious amounts of fan-fiction until I stumbled upon Spideypool. I near-exclusively consumed fan-fiction (and lengthy retrospectives) concerning Marvel for years because I disliked the convoluted mess that was the Marvel multiverse. It's still intimidating to this day, honestly!
  I liked comic book characters, but I couldn't bring myself to like comics... until now! ...In my adulthood. Maybe it's just because I'm less picky.
  As of early 2026, I'm working through: Spawn, Silver Surfer, and Invincible.

Attributes

Abilities

• Waking up at 5 AM Staying up egregiously late
• Engineering misery
• 464 GB storage and 16 GB RAM

Equipment

• High school diploma
• School-issued condoms
• Copious amounts of candy hoarded from my university's Dining Hall
• Regrets

Trivia

• I near-exclusively wrote Marvel fan-fiction (with names switched around and anonymized) for my high school's creative writing class. I got a 100% as a final grade.
• It doesn't look like it, but I've been coding websites for three years... never finished one though.
• Marvel's best Spider-Man and Deadpool writers are AO3 authors. No, I will not listen to opposing arguments at this time.
• I wrote about TWWS for my AP Lit final. I got a 100% on the final and an A in the class. How? I don't know.
• I'm also reading X-Men: the Legacy Quest Trilogy because I found a copy of the first volume in a Little Free Library. I'm hashtag winning.

Contact

You can shoot me an email (Dynaknightslol(at)gmail(dot)com). You can also shoot me a DM on Discord ((at)Dynaknights) to... less success.